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I am a medically retired 22 year Army vet. When people ask me why I have never been married, I like to tell them that I was married to the Army for 22 years, got divorced, and I got the alimony!!! (LOL!!). I always try and find the humor in all situations, but can be very serious when needed. I am not afraid to show my emotions at times. Right now I cook at fairs and carnivals around here in Oregon and Washington state. I enjoy cooking very much, (thanks mom!!!). I hope to meet a woman who can see the humor in all things, even herself. And can laugh at herself too. And also doesn't mind me cooking for her every now and then as long as she will let me watch my ultimate male soap oprea.......Wrestling!!! LOL!! WWE, ROH, TNA. And some NASCAR too. I also love watching MMA also. Hope this gives y'all an idea of what I'm like. Take care all, and remember.......Wherever you go..........There you are!!!! :)