Lance, man from Springfield: Dry wit, Ironic humor, sardonic outlook, but somehow

Dry wit, Ironic humor, sardonic outlook, but somehow still an idealist deep down. Love people secure enough to learn new things without having to pretend they already know, & love people who have some things to teach me, too.I have a PhD in English but if you're a Strunk-thumping grammar goon do yourself a favor & move on. Trust me: you know less about grammar than you think you do, and you're probably wrong, like, a lot.